Sunday, October 14, 2007

Something silly for your Sunday

input type: verbal command; ts: 21:17; command rank: human Marcie
command content: lick me here; executed: 21:17-21:29; task terminated verbal command: human Marcie; task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 03:21; command rank: human Marcie
command content: lick me here, slow; executed: 03:21-03-23; task terminated verbal command: human Henrik; task report: incomplete

input type: keypad command; ts: 05:49; command rank: human Marcie
command content: meet me in the bathroom in five minutes; executed: 05:54; closed task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 05:54; command rank: human Marcie
command content: lick me here, quickly; executed: 05:54-06:00; task terminated verbal command: human Marcie; task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 16:49; command rank: human Marcie
command content: vaginal intercourse with clitoral stimulation, no vibration; executed: 16:49-17:17; task terminated verbal command: human Henrik; task report: incomplete

input type: manual command; ts: 17:17; command rank: human Henrik; command content: forced shutdown; task report: shutdown complete 17:17

input type: manual command: ts: 01:14; command rank: human Marcie; command content: boot; task report: boot complete 01:16

input type: keypad command; ts: 01:16; command rank: human Marcie: command content: go down to car, get in passenger seat; compound command executed 01:16-01:18; task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 01:25; command rank: human Marcie: command content: find motel room; connect 192.255.1.1; desired zip code 60610; MasterCard ending in 8120; purchase confirmed 01:25; EFT digital signature accepted; task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 01:36; command rank: human Marcie: command content: go to room 314; executed: 01:36-01:39; task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 01:41; command rank: human Marcie: command content: hold me; excecuted: 01:41-07:22; task terminated verbal command: human Marcie; task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 07:22; command rank: human Marcie; command content not registered; error report: human Marcie under duress, message garbled; task report: forced termination due to error

input type: keypad command; ts: 07:22; command rank: human Marcie; command content: vaginal intercourse, no clitoral stimulation; executed: 07:22-07:31; task terminated verbal command: human Marcie; task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 10:16; command rank: human Henrik; command content not registered; error report: human Henrik under duress, message garbled; task report: forced termination due to error

input type: verbal command; ts: 10:16; command rank: human Henrik; command content: tie Marcie to the bed; executed: 10:16-10:21; closed task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 10:21; command rank; human Henrik; command content: bend over, vaginal vibration on, lubrication on; executed 10:21-10:28; task terminated verbal command: human Henrik; task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 10:29; command rank; human Henrik; command content: say "Henrik, I Iove you"; executed: 10:29; closed task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 10:29; command rank; human Henrik; command content: say "Henrik, I hate you"; executed: 10:29; closed task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 10:29; command rank; human Henrik; command content: say "Henrik, you are the Prime Minister of Gondwanaland"; executed: 10:29; closed task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 10:29; command rank; human Henrik; command content: say "Marcie, I'm not real"; executed: 10:29; closed task report: successful

input type: verbal command; ts: 10:30; command rank; human Marcie; command content: kiss me goodbye; executed: 10:30; closed task report: successful

1 comment:

Ducati_Guy said...

input type: verbal command; ts: 14:30; command rank; human Droplet; command content: submit this for instant fame; executed: 14:30; closed task report: pending